April 26th, 2012
April 21st, 2012
April 3rd, 2012
April 1st, 2012
stripedsweater:

Could you tell me where the forks are?
They’re right here, lady.
Uh, but this is a spoon.
APRIL FOOOOOLS!

stripedsweater:

Could you tell me where the forks are?

They’re right here, lady.

Uh, but this is a spoon.

APRIL FOOOOOLS!

(via f4ceintheclouds)

March 31st, 2012

(Source: sirjolt, via thefrogman)

(Source: pusheen, via thefrogman)

story of my life.

  • mom: you're beautiful
  • grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
  • mom's friends: wow, she's flawless!
  • friends: you're so pretty
  • boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog
March 29th, 2012
the guy on the right looks like oprah.

the guy on the right looks like oprah.

(Source: rim-job, via baked-rucca)

March 13th, 2012
March 9th, 2012
slutsneverdie:

so fucking true its ridiculous.

slutsneverdie:

so fucking true its ridiculous.

(via kristenchelsea)